If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
