Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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