So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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