i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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