does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
one two three fourrrrnication!
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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