FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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