Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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