dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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