New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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