i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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