Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
