that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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