I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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