I'm gonna have a badass scar
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
