when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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