I want to make a zoo with you.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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