They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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