Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I can feel your judgement through the phone
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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