everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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