your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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