They should really pass out barf bags in church
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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