he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
