i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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