Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You can't motorboat a personality
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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