i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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