Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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