nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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