if i died would you start the facebook group?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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