U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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