Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
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We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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