After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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