did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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