That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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