It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
i need some magic done to my vagina
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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