You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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