i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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