Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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