Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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