The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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