susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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