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(352): View more from Florida

New low: just hacked my moms facebook

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(559): View more from California

That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!

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(440): View more from Ohio

I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog

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(404): View more from Georgia

You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Faces of meth called, they want their look back.

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we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh

(784): View more from St. Vincent/Grenadines

it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker

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(626): View more from California

Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I feel really sorry for my toilet right now

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