i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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