I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Randomize