You're so nebulous sometimes
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
where are you?
Hypothermia
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
