so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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