idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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