my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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