Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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