This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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