That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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