Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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