On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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