I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I need a hoe opinion
go on
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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