its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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